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Prop 8 Overturned: The Funniest Signs Supporting Gay Marriage
Remember that ruling that deprived human beings of basic rights? It’s been overturned. Let’s celebrate with some of the funniest pro-gay marriage signs.
Using Pedophile in everyday convos…doesn’t make us grrrreat people…
The subject of our horrendously judgemental convo was a photo I found while surfing, the photo was sent to my media coorespondent (RSet) immediately under the Subject Heading:She’s 18…this woman will make some pedophile very very happy one day…
Judgerson: …she’s 24” tall
RSet: i would keep her in a doll box and just carry her around.
Judgerson: hahaha well she’s under 5’…so not legally human
RSet: certainly not. we’re not about to give her rights
RSet: do you think her mom plays with her like a barbie? i bet she totally has done it with ken’s fake genitals
Judgerson: hahahaha i really hoope so. i’d put her on my shoulder and pretend i didn’t know she was there. just tell ppl they’re seeing my conscience
RSet:hahahahaha oh my god i’m dying. i’d use her as a ventriloquist dummy and just fuck with people harrrrd
Judgerson: i thought you were saying something about ppl fucking her harrrrd. i was like KIM this just got SUPER dragon tatted (referencing the brutal anal rape scene in Girl w a Dragon Tattoo)
RSet: do you think she dances? god i would kill to see her dance.
Judgerson: only a jig. i wonder if she’d like that midget from the glee reality show and grindin his shit all up and down her 24 inches.
For those who are on the outs, the midget to whom I was referring…
…he fancied himself a very sexual and provocative dancer…he succeeded in coming across creepy and inappropriate as fuck…
What does your tattoo say about you?
HOLA. So I wanted to do a post about being gay…I don’t know, I feel super pridey today and just wanna give the masses some thoughts from a pretty lesbian… yah, we exist…ANYWAY, I wanted to do that…then I saw a pic of an awful fucking tattoo. You know, the ones that you sit back and wonder why they don’t hide that shit? Like when you see them you figure no one would ever pay for someone to do that to their bodies?? Well they DID and they do it every day…so I wanna bitch and moan about bad tattoos and the people who force me to see them every-god-damn-day.
This is for you, Audrina Patridge…
What the fuck is that even????
Now, please enjoy the majestical talking tats…(and unfortunately, no I do not mean titties…but that’s really be something…titties that could tell you “DUDE, BTFO MY NIPS ARE NOT RAWHIDE AND YOU ARE DEF NOT PITBULL!”)
